- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
So for our end of the year paper we had to write a 2 page essay on how we thought Romeo and Juliette could have avoided the entire situation after they first met. Instead i procrastinated on Tumblr and turned this in.
this didn’t happen
Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why

